Whod you bang
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
and parents always said I was only motivated by money. Pfft they forgot vodka.
I want to leave work and go home and eat Five Guys and masturbate
her moans were so awkward that i kept asking "what" when she'd say my name...
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
How interesting! I'm adding this to my list of things to discuss with you between fucks.
Update: I may or may not be in a cult
Update #2: I may or may not be the leader of said cult
"YOU ALWAYS BEEN A HOE YOU ALWAYS GONE BE A HOE. THAT'S JUST THE WAY IT'S GONE BE." overheard at temple
One minute we were ordering sandwhiches. The next hes peeing in a trash can yelling at kids about how tv made him this way
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I need to get some goddam control over my hormones
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
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