IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
I got kicked out of the bar but no one cared, I dont have any money so i stayed outside with the bouncer for an hour and he got so sick of me he let me back in on the condition that i cant leave my seat. VISIT ME
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
I'd say I should re evaluate my life choices, but I'd make the same decisions only faster and wearing a push up bra.
I thought she was being abused so tried to go in at the sympathy angle, but the bruises were from pole dancing. I went in at all angles.
Gina was bawling her eyes out and then she ran into the street and peed. she kept screaming "LOOK WHAT YOUVE DONE TO ME"
would it be mean if I put better with the lights off on my sex playlist just for my hook up with him?
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
I just wanna get hammered somewhere crazy. Meet some chicks. Bang them and then go scuba diving.
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
where the fuck are you? she just tazed two people and we're tripping shrooms...successful first night in new apartment!
You ever stub your boner? It happened to me. Just know that drugs and strip poker and a hot tub. I'll Regale you with the story over drinks later.
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