I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
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I'm questioning the dried chocolate syrup on my tits.
Plus my stomach has been speaking through my ass all day sending notes saying "fuck you" and "this is from your liver" or "i will kill you."
Just met another girl you fucked but this time in seattle. Your cock gets almost as much mileage as jet blue. Anaheim and seattle both say hi, figured you don't remember their names.
All I could think of during that funeral was how great I look in a suit, how creepy catholics are, and how horny I am.
There's some band that practices next door to my apartment. I'm thinking we may need to check that out. I could be like, "Hey boys, thought you might like some lemonade and vagina."
She took a six hour road trip with me so I could have revenge sex with my ex's brother. That is the definition of a best friend.
I mean it's a good blow job, but it's not worth the four hour round trip.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Another guy on Tinder just asked about "the hotter girl" in my pictures. I fucking hate being your friend.
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
There's no triumph quite like finally banging your high school boyfriend 6 years later
I made out with a 40 year old and told her we were dating then got kicked out of a gay bar. This is the day I stop drinking.
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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