if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
I don't think there's a better bc pill reminder then when teen mom comes on
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
I know it's not technically the "Mile High Club" but we def need a name for the airport bathroom. Cuz that just happened.
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
I'm turning into an adult here.
Adults touch each other's special zones.
Like did I tell you about the ex Amish guy? Because that was a mess
We single women of America need to make America great again by refusing to fuck anyone who supports Trump.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
so in 24 hours i have gotten caught having sex in my car by a cop, almost burnt off my vag, almost got hit by a semi, and got fired. awesome.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
Give me the sexing that I truly desire and I will reveal to you the mysterious location of the PBR's
Randomize
