ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
and you will have a crown and it will be made of penises and all will bow before you and your glorious penis crown
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
I just want my birth control to stop making me feel like I'm watching baby seals get clubbed to death any time anything even remotely unpleasant happens lol
I was thinking that, but I'm not sure the proper etiquette on asking about someone's nipple rings. Even if you did see them and compliment them once.
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
im half tempted just to scoot up to him and whisper "I'm not wearing underwear" but idk if thats a heartfelt apology
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
So, anyways, aside from wanting to seduce my roommate for booze, how's everything been
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
Dude. Don't do acid and go to Disney on ice. Hear my warnings. That snow monster will fuck your shit up.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
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