Flowers- 20. Dinner-50. Drinks- 25. Hotel- 150. The look on his face when I tell him I'm on my period? Priceless.
The guy in front of me in Sociology is definitely working on my farm in farmville. Never met him before. Do I thank him?
ugh. my friday night is playin' Farmville on my face. time to harvest the blackheads...
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
i love waking up at 5am with an imprint of a toilet seat on my chest
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
We all told you to throw up but you just stuck your head in the toilet and screamed..
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
Ever the responsible adult, I just realized that today is the Obamacare deadline, but I'm too high to handle insurance now.
Just introduced myself to a group of people and one dude said "You're Marc!? I've heard many a legend of you." I raised bottle of champagne, said cheers, and drank with them.
definitely good. no good can come from sex in a very full public venue.
After the 2nd person threw up, you told us that your 'mint shooters' were just shots of mint mouthwash
Randomize