You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
Kind of a slow process. Played 9 holes with her yesterday. Wish one of them was hers
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
No, I am not setting up my roomba to clean up puke.
Umm, ya, half our class is sitting in starbucks passing around flasks. Yes, flasks. Plural. Going to join them, we're all giving oral presentations in 20. Go hard or go home.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
If I showed up at your door with pizza and a bottle of tequila wearing nothing but chaps and a fireman helmet, would you send me away?
I just drove my booty call to his booty call, if that isn't spreading the love, I don't know what is.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
Maybe they'll dismiss me from jury duty after they smell beer on me. You can't keep me in a cage and then give me an hour and a half long lunch break next to a beer fest and expect sobriety.
I was floored. Like way less concerned with him using drugs than I am with him not believing in evolution.
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
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