I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Looks like I will be paying for the roofie I slipped myself in 9 months.
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
we've had our differences but let's set them aside, go home and fuck
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
I just want to have sex and eat oreos. and then take body shots. like everyday.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Seriously if we go to rome ur fucking me into the sunset on a wrought iron balcony overlooking Vatican City
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