Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
Just saw someone tackle someone else to the ground for their coors light; he's not getting back up.
Yea, now that Irene is hitting us stores aren't selling any alcohol; beer is now a precious commodity.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Hey, I got 20% of the people home that I was responsible for. I can't be expected to do much more.
I threw up on my way to work while listening to "the good times are killing me". this award goes to modest mouse for creating the most poetic puke ever
After 3 dates I think I'm failing at painting the "sweet guy with a future" picture and more painting the "this is the guy to call when you've run out of options and want to get fucked in half drunk to forget about it" picture.
She just made out with a golden retriever. I'm disgusted and turned on all at once
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Your boobs stole my birthday thunder!
He came back with a Butterfinger and vibrator batteries. There's no refusing him now.
One of the worst parts about living at my parents again is trying to hide how often I'm hungover, just quietly puked in the basement bathroom while my mom got ready for work
Don't worry I sent a creepy stalker message to a guy I slept with 6 years ago, Sunday Funday rock bottom
I know you're having some issues right now but can we focus on the gangbang?
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