Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
and i'm pretty sure he drank the lava lamp
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Your expertise in crazy bitches is needed.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just bared my soul to you and you fell asleep. Or you're fucking your boyfriend. Either way, not cool. fuck.
He got completely naked and is now just standee there next to my bed poking at my hamster. Why can't I get sex the normal way.
it's a drink the shower water kind of morning ...
I met a bunch of Germans and said in german "this is for the fatherland" and poured a beer on my head
Still no second date. Guess you shouldn't show guys your taser on the first date.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
My soul is telling me that I need to take this exam naked.
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
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