overheard a conversation between 2 lesbians: 'back when I used to have dick sex...' oh, vegas, I so heart you
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
What's the big deal? you guys fuck
3 times is my limit. I don't even want to know you exist after 3 times
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
As you were leaving the bar you grabbed a table and when they stopped you, you said "Its cool i came in with this". They did not believe you.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
She gave me a can of steel reserve to pour on myself in the shower
So unless we're getting married, I can't see him cry AND have sex with him. It just doesn't work like that.
Tequila is never to blame. We all make good choices under tequila
OMFG I JUST SEARCHED DILDO ON THE WORK SHARED AMAZON ACCOUNT!!!!!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
My boobs are too perky to pay that much for a car
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