have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I drank like a thousand beers last night and my poo is solid, not gross like usual. I think this means I've grown up.
she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
he farted when he came. not the best ending to my day.
Um, yeah. You lit my birthday candles with a joint. Mom= not happy.
The camp director doesn't care if we drink and i'm running the rifle range. Someone is going to get sued.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
She screamed at us, "You guys need to wake up and smell the beer-bong!"
So I'm not dead, but close call. I think I can handle one more bar.
I am serious when I say I think I broke a rib having sex with Kyle. It might be puncturing my lung. No lie. I might die today.
She didn't get a tit job, she's just wearing the right size bra for once
Many a woman has been in tears over the passing of my penis' whorish ways.
I know he's only a bandaid for my emotional disrepair, but he can stick me anytime!!
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
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