I got wasted for the 1st time and I sat in a fridge for 2 hours and a trash can?
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
Is it weird I updated my facebook status from my phone while I had explosive diarrhea in my boss's private bathroom?
That would be awkward if he commented on your status
i may or may not have just grinded on your dog thinking it was my boyfriend
I wonder what gingers are like in bed...as awkward as their hair or just as unique as it...?
Studying for the exam.. Identifying the portraits using phrases like "large penis"
Actions speak louder than pants.
You can buy vodka at target here.. Maybe Missouri isn't so bad after all
Oh you don't have to buy a shower curtain, I stole the one from her bathroom. It has dolphins on it.
I HOPE YOURE READY TO KICK SOME SERIOUS ASS AT TRIVIA NIGHT TOMORROW NIGHT. also, i hope the birth of your niece goes well. BUT MOSTLY TRIVIA NIGHT.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
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