school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I just had a 30 minute fake cell phone conversation with myself just to avoid hooking up with the drunk guy next to me. its like an art form.
No. I'm just saying it shows no signs of stopping. My dad was a man-whore well into his 50s.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
Yeah I figured you were blackout when you were Shakira dancing on the floor.
Our DD has become famous. Strippers are asking to be handcuffed to him.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
Yeah, but having a dick this size has ruined 3 marriages.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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