That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I had never watched a guy jack off to me before, but let me tell you, it was a very uncomfortable experience.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
It's like even though I'm not in college anymore my body still knows it's September and is putting itself into competitive binge drinking mode.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
I hurt so much. Not in the emotional way, but in the I went to dive bars sorta way.
I ate shit on a rock, and when I got up this car full of people asked me if I was okay, and I just sprinted away screaming "I am a banana!"
Mostly because I hate my job and a have a photogenic penis.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Randomize
