Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I just want to let you know it was a unanimous decision that we would eat you first if we ever turned into cannibals, we figured with all the bacon you eat you may taste like it. It's a chance we are willing to take with your life...don't forget that we love you
my longitudinal study of the long term effects of sloth and alchol-intake is nearly complete.
so you are graduating this semester.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
Liquor doesn't fix sad, but it sure as hell lowers my standards for a rebound.
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
I drank beer out of some sort of animal horn all night, then we fucked to a "viking metal" album. I feel like I should go pillage something to complete the Norse trifecta.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
I'm not trying to take your husband away from you, but can we have another 3way soon? I'm just desperate for good dick.
Nothing says "I'm sorry for shitting in your bed" like an Olive Garden gift card
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
By the time we got to McDonald's you were sharing a Big Mac with a stripper.
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