I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
So he handed us the weed then asked us if we needed any papers. And she goes "i dont know what that means, do we need to sign something?"
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
Hangover Status: I've been bedridden longer than that kid from The Secret Garden. It's not looking good.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Because once my penis is in motion, it stays in motion unless another force acts upon it.
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
I got tossed from adult league soccer for telling a 55 year old I'd break his hip. I'm a productive member of society
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
Shhhh less advice, more soothing words and dirty phrases
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog
If I die tonight, you and your brother can split my money evenly for college only.
all $38?
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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