Just tried calling my phone on my phone because i thought i lost my phone.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
Hopefully. Play it cool. Bust out a few jokes. Chew with your mouth closed and show your boobs.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Why are all the dvds taped to the fish tank. Really.
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
i now officially have to be stoned in order to look like my passport when i go to a different country
We fist bumped behind their backs while drunk hooking up with them... Do other girls do this too? Or is it just us?
Well u missed Autumn's newly 21 yrs old sister flashing her tits and standing on the bar last night.
He wanted me to blow him while he did curls and looked at himself in the mirror. Not sure if gay or ego maniac.
do you ever wish you could like, jerk your heart off and be, like, emotionally satisfied? it'd feel like cuddling.
I didn't even respond. Just letting the crazy settle before I calmly fuck his shit up.
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
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