At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I think I just asked the Greek gyro guy on a yoga date.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
In other news I have discovered that grindr is the easiest way to get free meals
If I get aids I am starting a lawsuit against snapchat.
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
There are far too many naked dudes in your apartment, and they aren't even watching porn. I mean seriously, they've got the Lion King on.
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