i met him on craigslist. and no i'm not a hooker.
Is it possible to be promiscuous but in a classy way?
my weekend in 10 words or less: hot friend of a friend, open bar, beach house, sore. In that order too.
There's a girl n class drinking wine out of a taco bell cup. I can smell it.. it's totally reisling. JEALOUS.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
He threw up, and left his credit card next to the puddle. He kept on saying he wanted to pay for the damages.
Happiness is watching your asshole boss' police DUI video.
I was taking a bath while he walked in, sat down on the toilet, and said "its like a baby, I can see it crowning."
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
Dude I broke her toilet blowing some dude. I wasn't going to turn down the 300$ he offered to fix it.
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
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