sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
I wonder why dictionaries dont have indexes to help find the words easier.
idk what id do withouhrh yoy btro
You can't just hum the Jaws theme song when you pull down my pants.
the scent of your tears make me crave pizza
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
The best part about living in a college town is the annual rush of senior girls who want to get in their lesbian experiment before they graduate.
And then, I saw the prophecy come to fruition. It was the Dick of Destiny.
I have random bruises including my spine and visible bite marks on my neck. Thanksgiving car sex accomplished.
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
I woke up naked and only wearing cowboy boots, wrapped in a curtain that was still attached to the pole
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
No I got a fucking mosquito bite on my vagina. Summer is off to a bumpy start.
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