As a matter of fact my bong is named Hulkamania brother
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
I could see myself reflected in his wedding band as i was going down on him.
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
Apparently she got a minor consumption for using vodka soak tapmons
Does that work!! Please say yes
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
Told my brother the truth how I meet her...I grabbed the first thing I could when the cops came. 10 months later we are engaged.
Looks like I'm not in the Ashly Madison files. But my wife is.
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Hypothetical question: Would it be wrong to tell the annoying children who don't listen to their parents that the motel is haunted?
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
I don't wanna see it, I don't wanna touch it, I just want it in me.
I texted her mom a picture of us doing it saying "I'm trying to make your daughter just like you!" she was not amused.
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