im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
omg. if hes just gonna get mad everytime i have sex with one of his "friends" then it was never gonna work out
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
and he's drinking a bud lime in his profile pic meaning i can out drink him, meaning i would clearly be the alpha in our relationship
I didn't cheat on him. He just hasn't been informed of the open part of our relationship.
Is it true if I say your name three times, you'll appear and whore everything up?
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Naked. naked and bneed help.
I woke up in a chipotle parking lot with an industrial sized box of condoms and a bag of dounut holes. I need Jesus
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
I just want you to make me second guess my worth as a human. Is that too much to ask?
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Should we make a shared Google doc list of places we want to fuck? Like a scavenger hunt?
Randomize