Why did u sent me a picture of a dead horse?
i could hear you having sex and was jealous, wanted to kill the mood
i literally forgot his name and just started calling him "waffles"
tonight is proof that a xbox 360 will always be more reliable than a girl ever will
and a girl gets the red ring of death every month
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
The Shake Weight not only toned my arms but significantly improved my hand job form and efficiency.
I still can't figure out why that's not in the commercial.
I've never seen a grown man cry so much after getting jerked off by a stripper. I say it's the best $600 he ever spent.
Oh nbd. She just had sex with a divorcee. On a charter bus. At 10 a.m. On a Thursday.
maybe these stereotypes wouldn't come up if you would stop taking body shots off another
Is it too much to ask that I wake up one morning with out a pic of your dick as my wallpaper??
This number has temporarily been disconnected and will be restored to service once you get rid of you girlfriend.
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
WHY DID I MAKE A 7 minute video of me eating crackers and cheese when I was high
Send it to me
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
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