I dont abuse you, i just hit you while we have sex
We're going on a mission for new porn. And ice cream.
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i decided not to call her again when she started singing "goodbye my lover" as i was walking out the door..
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
I smell like fire and strippers. Successful sunday funday.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Hey, who is this? Sorry, you're in my phone as "you better remember".
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
It was a fun night! I woke up with a boyfriend, again....
I never thought I'd be judging my neighbors sex lives before age 30 but here we are
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