So someone put the baby mannequins in sex positions
I just used my 2 drink stirrers as chopsticks to get a lime out of my drink. I really am Asian.
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
Weed smoke burps in the boss's face. Job security.
He came in both my eyes, then refused to give me a towel unless I found him by playing Marco Polo
Our room will be decorated with my urine.
I told him id do anything with him and he said angry pirate? So I said okay. Never seeing him again.
What's an angry pirate?
You dont want to know. If someone offers say no. Never ever do the angry pirate. Ever.
I'll be in my room with a breakfast burrito at 2:30. It's up to you...
Looks like a took a video of myself beating off and passed out last night. I'm classy.
When you finally get laid, I shall make you a trophy out of dildos
Gotcha. How bad is it?
Well to compare it to something I would say it what's that walls would like inside the primate exhibit at the zoo after a group of monkeys finished throwing feces at each other all afternoon
The moment when you and your BFF compare frequently used emojis and realize you have similar mental disorders and a really weak alibi.
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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