So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i'm so desperate for a drink right now i looked up the recipe to make pruno
just spent the last 4 hours searching ex-girlfriend porn to make sure there are no photos of me
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
He took a banana and in front of everyone showed her how he wanted it done.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
We made out for three hours. Then she said she didn't sleep with redheads and left the party. So yes, I'm still drinking.
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
I'm high and dancing to practical magic. Your needs for my penis can wait.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I may have taken the entire adderall. I FEEL LIKE THE FUCKIN HULK. I can't stop cleaning and organizing and doing the clean things
Do you think I could use my teacher of month Award to get free drinks?
Thanks for driving us home last night. Also, blanket apology for anything I may have said/done. I blacked out sometime near the t-shirt cape incident
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