Welp...herpes.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Human Centipede: The Drinking Game. This is non-negotiable. First one to pass out the rest of us get to FEEEEED THEM!
Ikeep having to ask jim if I'm actually talking. I canmt feel my body...this is what Christmas is all about
I feel like it'll be a success as long as she doesn't end up dead in a ditch. There has to be a line somewhere.
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
Lets just say that a certain piercing set off certain alarms when I went thru the airport detector/scanner thingie. David was high fived like 12 times.
I just woke up on an unfamiliar floor, my shoes are gone, my suits covered in red lipstick and chocolate, and Im wearing sunglasses that say "Maid of Honor".God damnit I love this country.
He's still short.... And probably a douchebag. But if we ever run into him downtown I fully encourage you to take him home and have "I hate you douchebag" sex and lick every inch of that disgustingly toned chest.
She broke up with me. I guess I was in the most chaste lesbian relationship in the history of the world and had no idea.
Do you not realize that being Batman fulfills about 95% of my non-sexual fantasies?
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
so we have roughly decided that hes the dude all the chicks will bang in college, just so he will do their term papers
The dogs decided to play a new game called "Who Can Scream the Loudest?"
I won.
Randomize
