ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
god, you should never be in the FBI. you'd give away america's secrets to any boy who asked.
ugh. people who use coupons make me wanna punch a baby.
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
Its funny how you denied every part of the text except " you hate fat ppl"
there's another hole in my ceiling...someone fell through the attic this time....
I had to jump out of her car while it was moving enough said
Sorry my hands just texted you
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
Might be time to reevaluate my life. Banned from red roofs inns. Apparently I puked in ice machine. 3 hotels in a year.
It's been a long time since I got "Talk about Glen's enormous penis" drunk
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
Alcohol and IMDB don't always mix with 100% accuracy
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
Did u find my other sock in your bra? U said u were uneven so I did the gentlemanly thing.
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