Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
we were taking shots of hot tequila, which is even worse than it sounds
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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i talked to you about this last night, and you kept saying "he wants yo pusssaayyyyyy"
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
WHERE THE FUCK IS MY ARM DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW DIFFICULT IS IS TO TYPE WITH ONE HAND
Did I tell you he put a lobster carcass on his dick?
this morning's inventory: a top hat, two empty bottles of everclear, half a slim jim, cigars, tiara, pot necklace, and some fishnets. and that's just my purse.
Watching Colbert Report and porn at the same time.
You'd think that a rotation of two 30 year old men could keep me satisfied... WHY ISN'T THERE A MAN THAT CAN KEEP UP WITH MY HEALTHY SEXUAL APPETITE?!
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