yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
I just want to sing "highway to the danger zone" when I'm taking his pants off.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
I sat down with you and helped you write your will last night. I was THAT convinced that you weren't waking up.
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
Went biking. Saw homeless guy beating in the park. Thought of you <3
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
I also was calling every child by their name "Birthcontrol" - straight people are fun
There was enough sluts here for 2 threesomes to happen at the same time, and you still struck out. What did you do to piss off karma so much?
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
He added his name to my To Do list. That's the way to my Type A heart.
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Randomize
