Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
I feel like this whole "telling that guy i have a kid to avoid him" thing is getting out of hand..
How so?
Probably at the point when i told him i was "Too drunk to drive" and "had to pick up my kid" all in a span of like 2 hours.
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
2nd night home for break and we had to call the fire department to keep the house from burning down. At this rate I'll be lucky to see you next semester.
did i call you last night crying about tacos and the royal wedding again?
I just finished deleting miscellaneous contacts from my phone ... time for a HIV test!
He wants a "vagina fling" before he commits to dick for life. I'm gonna allow it.
Holy shit he's circumcised. His parents must have really loved him.
Not sure how ur night is going, but unless u also saw a naked drunk chick pissing outside i doubt it can top mine
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
Just when I thought I was growing up, I go out and TOTALLY REDEEM MYSELF
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
I'm the one who said we should take things slow. I'm also the one who forced him into the back on my car so we could have sex.
We had a pink drink in honor of my underwear and apparently I made out with our bartender... a few times
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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