In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
just caught my little brother jacking off the family pet
Y'know, without the cops, it would've just been us daydrinking,
When she was giving me head last night it felt like there was a NASCAR pit crew working on my dick.
He met a random girl on the bus home and decided to go to Spain with her. The blackout decisions are becoming internationally epic. He has work in the morning.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
FYI, Sammie and I made the executive decision that we're getting a pet octopus and keeping it in the ballpit. Just thought you should know.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
What is your life?
A tangled mess of finals and bad decisions.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
It's gotten to a point that when guys say "I'm gonna cum" I've developed a habit of responding "dooo itttt" in a deep voice. #isthatweird
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
I just put my eye make up on in the bathroom of the bar.... I may be too comfortable here....
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