no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
She vajazzled her vag. It was as useless as putting earrings on chewbacca
Waking up in a pool chair wrapped in toilet paper is not what I planned when I agreed to movie night
truck drivers should not leave their trucks unlocked with cigarettes inside when we're drunk and walking around.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
I'm trying to find candidates for my winter break hook up. I'm going to hold auditions thanksgiving break.
I woke up on the ground next to a bed of naked men. I'm either a drunken genius or the enemy....
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
You need Xanax blowdarts
Well I can't be held accountable to know every which time you slid a finger here or slid a finger there. I'm way too busy getting close to climaxing to document these things.
I'm hoping the sedatives kick in before I drunkenly decide to eat this whole cheesecake.
just licked whipped cream off some model's nipple... just coming clean for when the pic gets on instagram because i am not untagging that shit
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
first he passed out on the toilet...then hugged it and screamed no no no as i tried to pull him out
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