Taking a 35 year old indonesian home, only in vegas ;-)
i threw up in his kitchen sink and then used a measuring cup to drink water because i couldn't find a clean glass. i just threw up down the stairs. it's gonna be a long walk home.
Oh. They ARE dating. Kinda sad. Have such an urge to be a huge bitch and steal him but my morality is in the way. FUCK YOU MORALITY.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
He's sitting on the floor holding his bracket and crying, literally crying... he just keeps saying "Kansas how could you?" over and over
There are lots of gay asians. This is better than i was expecting
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Also, the drinking age in Japan is 20. At what point in the sky am I allowed to start downing alcohol?
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
if he ever tells me he loves me when we are sober, i am a goner. just fyi.
I don't get promposals. When I asked my date I was so drunk I couldn't lift my head. Then I puked on my lawn after he said "ok whatever". That's romance
My friends got engaged today and I learned the techniques of going upside down on a stripper pole. I'm not really sure who won...
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