ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
dude. I'm so drunk.
pete, this is bryce's mom
I can't wait to have my cock in your ass
pete, this is still bryce's mom
I've been emailing with a woman. I don't think she's into me, but we've become sorta email buddies. I'm hoping to meet her because on her profile she states she's into 'fisting.' Frankly the thought kinda freaks me out but I'm dying to see what kind of woman is 1) into that and 2) admits it upfront.
I just talked to a CEO of a fortune 500 company while pooping. I LOVE being self employed.
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
they call him Oral-B. enough said
i hope you're proud of yourself! i just had to ask my boss to put ointment on the rugburn on my back. clothes hurt!
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
He said he "doesnt care at all, really" if I shave my legs or not. Challenge accepted.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
No. There is no way we have to stoop so low as to ask your dad for weed. There has to be an alternative.
as a guy is it bad that even my mom called me easy?
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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