ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
After he proceded to violently molest my tits until 9 am i snuck out of his room only to meet his mother downstairs, who informed me she heard the giant sexfest going on in the room next to them.. this was before she called us both "chickenshits".. worst walk of shame ever.
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
Either he was jacking off or having a seizure next to me in bed. Either way, I was too lazy to help.
You have to keep an eye on her tonight cause you know how she likes to pickpocket people when she's drunk.
Leaving your birthday party to engage in a threesome IS allowed. I checked the rule book.
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
It's just good to know that when I drink like a twenty year old I still act like one.
he was inside of, then got up said "we don't want you having a baby," grabbed his car keys and left. so now i'm just sitting on his bed, wondering if he's coming back.
James this is colleen. This is my new number. You just texted my grandma about getting cockblocked. Congratulations.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
I'm not sure. But he has a pet sugar glider. So, points either way
As long as that's not his name for his dick.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
If ur gunna go fuck a guy that's in the baseball hall of fame do you need to shave your legs? I'm so lazy
You mentioned his name and i threw up a little.
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