margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
i actually looked down at my cock today and said "whoa buddy, you need a haircut....(grimace) and a shower"
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
I've been watching too much manswers. Cuz i know scissoring doesn't work on a motorcycle.
today is the best snowday of my entire life. also its no shirt day.
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
drunk...on the white house tour...security is staring. this will not end well.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
We are not in the same countries and I heard about your hook up last night BEFORE you.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
He is like the "hometown sweetheart", but a huge freak. Like "I'll come change your flat tire"....but then fuck you like an animal in the back seat.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
I come home to my brother mixing skittles and vodka. We're all proud of him.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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