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That text made me feel like i signed up for some awesome celeb nude pic reminder
Also, on a completely related note, just came up with an awesome business plan. You in?
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
She touched you, you're now contaminated for 48 hours. Please watch out for rashes, hives and STDs as she's known to have all three.
all i care about is the story behind my toaster ending up in the microwave
Just watched a drug bust from the Ralphs parking lot while listening to Frank Sinatra. Happy Valentine's Day.
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
Let's just say trying to drink my weight in apple pie shots looked better in theory.
So I managed to get the bitch who has been copying off me all semester in History to copy the names of Pokemon towns off my test.
Like really my mothers day gift is a pic of his dick
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
Were you citizens arresting people again last night?
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
I cannot belive our party caught on fire
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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