if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Just found a partially digested mushroom under my bed. Thanks for that.
Dude. I kneed him in the face and gave him a black eye. It's like a constant reminder of our hookup. I feel like herpes. I never go away...
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
just woke up under a car ? That's odd
Holy fucking shit
WAIT BUT IM WEARING A BACKPACK THAT MAGICALLY HAS 30 BEERS IN IT
I want to name my colorful bowl Batman. Why? I still have yet to figure it out. But I'm calling it Batman.
I am going to buy some m-80's and keep a bucket of them in the bathroom. That way I can just depth charge the toilet before each time I use it. Lets see how those snakes like cheap Chinese explosives
I found pix on her phone of me passed out and her sticking things up my ass. Its over.
When you're not at your house I assumed you're somewhere having sex
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
Do you sleep with the same women I've already slept with on purpose?
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
My adderall dealer raised his prices due to "impending inflation" ... never buying from a college grad again
We're going to get naked and build a fort instead. HAPPY NEW YEAR!
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
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