they say Disney World is the happiest place on Earth. It's a close second to the Super 8 on route 18. That place holds some great memories.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Hes sobering up now. He was just really bad for like 45 minutes. He cried while he was telling me how he pictured us eating hotdogs on the beach together..
WERE YOU GOING TO TELL ME THERE WAS A LOAF OF BANANA BREAD IN THE OVEN BEFORE YOU LEFT FOR A 5 HOUR SHIFT??
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
In light of your oncoming completion of twenty-three years of personhood, I feel a pressing need to blast country-pop phenomenon Taylor Swift's hit single "22" in your general direction until midnight.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
So I think I've successful blown my foot off in a way that's going to make you call me an idiot.
It's National Whipped Cream Day, prep those nips
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
i'm not sure what you are doing right now, but i know that i don't like it. whatever you are doing. just stop. come here so we can fuck
Is there a way to use porn to inspire him to have dirty thoughts? Like the movie Inception except with more lube and orgams?
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