is it normal that we went to that class once and both got 100's on the final? ohhhh, arizona state.
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You unbuttoned your shirt and started walking down the center of the road screaming traffic stops for Enrique Iglesias.
She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
He said last night that he'd never had such a great conversation and such a great handjob at the same time.
I saw he had me in his phone as "the fat twin"
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
There are 144 bottles of wine in my mother's pantry. She just shrugged her shoulders and said it was for the wine pong tournament on Christmas Day.
It feels like there's puke trying to explode out of me from behind my eyeballs.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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