Maybe I'll tuck it in and pretend to be a woman pretending to be a man that is attracted to women that are attracted to women who look like men
How many pudding cups do I have to eat for it to count as dinner?
4.
i just fell asleep at my computer and i woke up and in the google bar it said delicious foods to eat
Just took a final in the room where I lost my virginity. I think it was god luck.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
Showed up physical therapy hammered. The therapist just says this isnt part of the program.
Hey my vagina is like a company. Everyone has an equal opportunity....
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Just met my French neighbor. We watched a crow die together, so we're pretty tight.
he just ran into my room in his giant penis costume yelling "supercock to the rescue"... I am still in total shock
Our livers get a hall pass for 2020, right?
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