You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
who knew getting puke in ur hair could make it look so cute and curly. minus the crusty puke part
yea i thought the egg drop soup tasted weirdly like cum, and then i suddenly remembered what happened last night.
i'm never eating chinese again.
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
She put up a picture of her grandmother on facebook, looks like the lazy eye runs in the family
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
Yeah dude I should be out of the ER in about an hr. They gave me vallium. Go tell the captain its time to set sail.
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I'd like to believe that in some alternate universe we are living this wonderful lesbian life together..
The paramedics said she just kept whispering "I just wanted to party"
My boss doesn't know what jello shots are. I've lost faith in this company.
we turned the lights off and all you could see were my glow in the dark stars and his penis
I might need to come puke in your toliet on the way home
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
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