lets start a swedish sibling band together
if I could go back to kindergarten and not fuck up my life, I so would.
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
Well technically because of daylight savings, I only lasted 15 mintues.
If there is a god, you will have pink eye tomorrow.
Just got caught staring at a woman breast feeding. My only response was, "She's so adorable".
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
Last night we got home from the bar and saw a fox outside and we lured it in the house with a piece of cheese. Just wanted to party with some potentially dangerous wildlife I guess.
He might not have any marketable talents, but the kid dry humps like no other.
He wasn't excited for the fifty shades of grey trailer, so I told him we're done
If someone plays phil collins i'm gonna take off my clothes
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
just give up on your dreams and come get shit house drunk with me.
He put a doughnut around his dick and I ate it. What can I say. It was a good fucking night.
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