i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
I discovered the grieving process is shock, denial, anger...and then something about drinking until you puke on yourself
its 10 pm and i am cleaning vomit off the ceiling. i am nowhere near drunk enough for this to be funny.
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Currently flirting with a 57 year old. Why do i do this
My mom ate salad out of the vodka bowl
She thinks Jesus was an astronaut.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
dude, we need a reunion soon, my vagina needs a deep massage. The kitty is ready to play
I can not say for certain that I did not blow someone in the bathroom at the bar at some point.
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
Will you rub my calves while I masturbate?
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I have more important things to worry about than you drowning your cheerios in tequila.
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