she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
You were pissed we didn't change the movie to Eurotrip so you kept singing "Scotty Doesn't Know" over and over until you passed out.
I think it's time we have the "weird fetish" talk.
The usual. Woke up on a dog bed with peeps and $11.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
The penis is a tricky weapon to use. When using it as leverage you have to make it seem emotional. I'd rather use it as a club sometimes.
The best part about drinking boxed wine is you can blow up the bag and use it as a pillow
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's fine. I wouldn't trust either of them to be my workplace drug buddy.
Why aren't you two playing Dora the explorer with each other's genitals yet?
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
Verdict: uncircumcised.
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