and on the seventh day, God created megan fox
trying to fathom saturday night and the fact that Rainn Wilson now hates me. my brain hurts.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
He spanked me with a plate. I'm not sure where this is going...
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
All she does is lay in bed and watch golden girls and masturbate all day...
It's inspiring.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just don't eat pie out of the sink. It's a real blow to the self esteem.
The pigeons can smell the fear
Wtf
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
its like my brain is a tree and you are those little cookie elves
The front camera on the 5S is SO much better. This is great development for my international sexting.
He also wore a doorag last night so i had to swipe left.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
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