maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
There's just something about sucking a flaccid dick that makes me feel so calm. Like a baby cow..
Come outside. The vendor wants to go out strong tonight! Russian hooker interviews. Don't ask. We leave in 3 minutes.
I walked in and you were laying on the floor bleeding everywhere half asleep half crying and moe was at the kitchen table eating frozen pizza refusing to acknowledge you. What a sight.
I have bruises everywhere. I think I took "the drinks are strong" as more of a challenge than a warning.
How unacceptable would it be to bar hop with a funnel in the square? It's Halloweekend and I plan on going hard. I can claim it goes w/ my costume. But I don't think the MIMITW uses funnels.
I feel like an ass. I'm not blacking out ever again. I want to clean your feet for a year. Just like Jesus did.
Bartenders are not toys. I repeat, bartenders are not toys.
No, we got so into acting out our role play characters we didn't even fuck. still sucess.
Got done with class, now I'm buying MD 2020 with the ex. Sure feels like college.
I assume some self respect is too lofty of a gift idea
This place is a maelstrom of dicks.
I mean as in stuck up bastards, not actual, desirable male genitalia. My point is, come pick me up fast, please!
....even the bartender was embarrassed for her
What the fuck was I thinking eating an entire tub of potato salad on acid. My stomach today bro
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