Sandwiches eeeeeeverywhere.
don't worry dude, we didn't fuck on your bed out of respect for you
couldn't find a condom?
basically
It's 8 am and he's already trying to get me to make out with a girl.
Chick took off her bra in the middle of class cuz it was "too hot." How's going out of state feel now?
He's hinting that I'm starting to be kicked out of their blunt rides, I can feel it.
I was trying to sing daddy wasnt there from austin powers but apparently I was crying and and yelling jibberish...I get to into this shit
Singing high school musical songs with an old Russian woman I met on the bus. What are you doing?
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
Last thing I remember is whiskey shots. My roommate tells me we were there 15min before I decided to run home naked. And we live across from a police station.
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
NO ITS THAT IM A SEXUAL DEVIANT AND CANT FILTER MYSELF
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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