you know you are hungover when... you set your alarm for the next time you think you are going to throw up
They had miseltoe over the keg.... thats cheating
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Got robbed by knifepoint. Then got sympathy Bj. I might have to walk down Austin ave drunk every weekend
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
HOW DO YOU GET TO BE A GROWN-UP AND NOT KNOW WHAT A DECADE IS!?
Nothing like waking up naked and alone on your floor to remind you that you make life mistakes often.
Clearly you've confused me for someone who has their shit together, and honestly I have no idea how you did that.
Well I got black out drunk before the rehearsal dinner and berated my family with insults. But other then that it was a good time
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
Lost my pants last night. Really need to stop taking shots of whiskey like I'm eating skittles.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
I CAN SEE SO MANY PENISES. There are so many visible penises here.
Where are you???
Yoga class :(
Will exercising make me less horny?
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