i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
Nothing like throwing up 1/2 price appatizers and 2 4 1 personal pitcher in uniform to remind myself what a succesful failure I am
The last thing i remember is saying breakfast beer and carrying the keg to my room and locking the door.
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I hereby state that I am over the age of 18. If I am not of age to purchase or consume alcohol products, I hereby acknowledge that I have not received any alcohol products from said party host. Also, in the event of injury or death, said party host is not to be held accountable. Please reply with your full name and today's date for your e-signature". *note: no text, no entry.*
Sorry bro, just a precaution. You know, ever since the "Jake incident". What a douche.
This guy just tried to hit on me on facebook. His most recent listed education is middle school. This is my life.
Would be fun, plus since its in public I'll keep my penis in my pants
So a guy died and our dates revived him with CPR. Good night?
I just gate-crahed a party and met a state senator, so I had an interesting afternoon jog.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Personally, I'm gonna be Sexy Dobby the House Elf.
I'm not getting off this floor. I love this floor
I'm currently drunk proofing my room
I may have been bent over an elementary school lunch table a few weeks ago. Don't judge.
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