Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
The only thing I've had to eat today was the half eaten sausage biscuit I found on my chest when I woke up this morning.
Her brother walked in on her giving me a bj and just laughed. I got a highfive before I left.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
That's why there are breakfast margaritas.
Waking and baking in my bathtub. In a giant sweater. And no pants. This is going to be the best 420 ever.
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
Well, we broke up and instead of putting my shit out on the curb like a normal person, she fucking donated everything to Goodwill. So now I have to pay two dollars for one of my own t shirts.
I agree and I would be an awesome dog
I was so hungover at work I had my shirt on backwards. I had no idea how I managed to get through today puke free.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Nothing like casual arson to brighten your day
I have 4 more smokes and 6 more beers to go before I make a life changing decision like that.
Im four hours late for work AND i pissed my bed
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