it felt great physically, but AWFUL morally.
You remember that guy Joey? The pastors son that plays Jesus every year?
Yeah?
Stuck it in his pooper.
I don't feel bad about fucking old guys. That's what I want. It's what I likeeeeee.
There's a certain feeling that only comes from wearing pearls to hide hickeys
Here's what I don't understand. How does anyone watch you eat mayo for 12 minutes and then ever fuck you again??
It was only funny because some guy across the street was getting his mail and he just stopped and watched me throw up everywhere
I'm excited for you as you venture towards new drug experiences
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
I'm sorry I lead life with my vagina.
he said "GREAT SCOTT" as he was cumming.
If youre worried about being stabbed, you probably shouldnt be there.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
Fuck. Totally just had sex instead of studying for econ test in an hour. Gonna get fucked again. HELP ME WITH YOUR EXTENSIVE KNOWLEDGE OF ECON
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
So this ukranian guy got angry and took his clothes off. Now he has my credit card and I can't find my keys.
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