Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Acid is not a monday night drug
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
already putting money aside for 4/20. you ready for the greatest tuesday ever?
At least you weren't that one girl in the bar that was letting everyone draw on her in sharpie. Worst decision I've ever witnessed.
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
So I hear you're taking over showing your penis responsibilities now that I'm gone?
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
Well waking up naked, covered in Chex mix is not how I planned to start my Wednesday if that's what you're getting at.
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
my penis made a compromise with my morals
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